laodicean reaction

So this year's nashunal spelling be winnar kurrektly spelt the wurd "laodicean" to win the big priz.

laodicean-- lukewarm or indifferent, esp in religion

She is also from Kansas.

I couldn't be more excited.

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new word

I've decided to broaden the English language by proposing a new word:

vaginamite- (n, adj): having, causing, or pertaining to explosive, diva-like, womanly energy

Suggested Use:
1) Ain't nobody dancin' at this party!! Some bitch best throw out a stick of vaginamite!!

2) I'm about two seconds from bustin' out a 30-lb. keg of vaginamite on yo' ass!!

Pun Potential:
That bitch ain't no fun. Her vaginamite be all rotten.

Misuse:
(Not to be confused with the two-word term describing a fictional, crab-like disease/STI)

She *has* vagina mites.


There's already an entry on urbandictionary.com, but I don't think the current definitions do the term justice. Please visit the site and give my definition a "thumbs up" so it becomes the standard, most-mainstream usage. (The definition ranking is determined by the differential between "thumbs up" and "thumbs down"-- so voting the other definitions "down" will help as well.)

As always,
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my very first Amazon.com review!!!

So for my friend's birthday, I got him a plunger off of Amazon.com. As is their custom, the wonderful people at Amazon sent over a friendly e-mail suggesting that I submit a customer review and/or share my photos of said product. Sounds like fun!



As you can see from image above, the default photo doesn't really give one the idea of how powerful this plunger is. I thought it would be kind of disgusting to clog up the toilet for real, so we used the following ingredients to simulate a powerful bowel movement:

(1) can refried beans
3 oz. of diced tomatoes
3 oz. creamed corn
brown food coloring

Then, using a frosting decorator, I artistically recreated a circumstance that would likely clog a toilet.


Here's a fun little link to the photos I shared with the Amazon community. Link-o.

(Full disclosure before clicking the link: these may not be safe for a work-like environment and these images and/or my account may be deleted once a few complaints are issued.)

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words can not describe...

... how happy this makes me:

family update

While in some ways my grandmother's sex change operation went better than we had expected, in most ways it went way worse than we ever could have imagined. To put things in "baseball terms," it turns out that the saying "three strikes and you're out" most-definitely applies. However, a similar adage should be modified to read, "Four balls... and you don't walk."

Just thought I'd share.

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