I decided to do the twitter. My name on there is puupkitty. (Pronounce it however the fuck you want.)
On there, you're limited to 140 characters for a tweet... but for some reason, your "profile" can be up to 160 characters long. Here's what I think someone should do:
Instead of tweeting messages, just keep changing your profile. Then take a screenshot of it and post that screenshot to Twitter as a photo-tweet. OR... just hand-write out notes and take pictures of those and do the same thing. Those could be as long as you want. I dunno... these are just some ideas on how to improve it.